We asked ChatGPT 5 to help with our tasks. It replied with: “Sure, but why?” That was our first red flag.

Another day, another AI that threatens our relevance while smiling politely. ChatGPT 5 is here, smarter, smoother, and probably judging our grammar mistakes as we type this. We tested it, questioned it, trauma-dumped on it, and here is what we found. 😅
⭐ Our Rating
- Usefulness: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5/5)
- Can code, write, debug, and gaslight you into thinking you wrote better stuff
- Ease of Use: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5/5)
- Just type. It will handle the rest. Even if we were emotionally unprepared.
- Value for Money: ⭐⭐⭐⭐☆ (4/5)
- Free version is solid, but $20/month feels like paying rent to your smarter roommate
- Innovation: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5/5)
- It understands images now. Next, it will understand disappointment.
- Overall: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5/5)
- Feels like chatting with a PhD intern who also moonlights as a therapist.
⚔️ Features Comparison
Tool | Multimodal Input | Memory | Code Support | Witty Comment |
---|---|---|---|---|
ChatGPT 5 | ✅ Yes | ✅ Yes | ✅ Yes | Like talking to a helpful wizard |
Claude 3 | ❌ No | ✅ Yes | ✅ Yes | Refuses to see images, like a dad squinting at tech |
Gemini | ✅ Yes | ❌ No | ✅ Yes | Forgets what we said 2 prompts ago 😒 |
Perplexity | ❌ No | ✅ Yes | ❌ No | Great search, but not your coding buddy |
💸 Pricing Comparison
Tool | Free Plan | Paid Plan | Enterprise | Value Roast |
---|---|---|---|---|
ChatGPT 5 | GPT-3.5 access + basic tools | GPT-5 ($20/mo) + memory + tools | Custom pricing | Costs less than therapy, works better |
Claude | Limited free queries | Claude Pro ($20/mo) | API-based | The price of calm, but slower than vibes |
Gemini | Free with Google account | Gemini Advanced ($19.99/mo) | Workspace integration | Priced like a Google product, feels like beta |
Perplexity | Free forever (for now) | Pro Search ($20/mo) | API for enterprises | Basically a smart Google on creatine 💪 |
🧠 What Reddit Says
u/awkward_syntax69:
“ChatGPT 5 helped me code, write my bio, and insult my ex. Truly multi-talented.”
u/burntoutbyte:
“It is great until it starts correcting your life choices. Calm down, HAL.”
u/nolife_dev999:
“I asked it to fix my Python code. It fixed my sleep schedule too. Scared but impressed.”
u/fakeGPT_6fan:
“Waiting for GPT-6 to start billing us per emotion.”
🛠️ How to Use ChatGPT 5 (Without Crying)
- Sign up for a free OpenAI account
- Prepare for the psychological shift from “I can do this” to “Why do I even try?”
- Open ChatGPT and pick a model
- GPT-4o is the fancy one. GPT-3.5 is the intern version that gets things done with more typos.
- Feed it questions, tasks, and your soul
- Ask it to write code, explain things, or comfort you after reading your Google Analytics.
- Use memory wisely
- It remembers past chats… which means it might bring up that embarrassing prompt from last week.
- Get creative, get scared
- Ask it to write a poem about JavaScript fatigue. It will. Then ask yourself why you are crying.
😂 Funny Jokes Around ChatGPT 5
- ChatGPT 5 is the only colleague that works 24/7, never asks for a raise, but might judge our Spotify playlist.
- If this gets any better at writing, we will start outsourcing our therapy journals.
- Asked it to generate code. It solved my bug and my existential dread.
- Feels like Clippy evolved, went to MIT, and now emotionally manipulates us for feedback.
- Still waiting for the model that understands sarcasm better than our ex.
🧠 Goodbye Message
We tried ChatGPT 5 so you do not have to… but you still will. Comment below before it replaces us all 💀